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shadyhomo:

non-binary genders date back to ancient egypt if not earlier and yet people still act like they’re some kind of “tumblr trend” like what else from 2000 bc are you not gonna believe in? roads? beer? locks?

the pyramids are a myth perpetuated by social justice bloggers

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  • ONE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU 
  • DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU 
  • UNDERCOVER AU
  • PARENTS ARE CEO’S OF RIVALING COMPANIES AU
  • PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU
  • REINCARNATION AU
  • CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ADJOINING HOUSES/ROOMS AU
  • THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU

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Anonymous said: ideas for like little things and accessories to go in a white/modern room, I have basics (bed, wardrobe etc) but like how else to decorate like light shades and little simple things like that?

s-un-rise:

  • cute little plants
  • fairy lights
  • candles
  • nice mags (nylon, seventeen, vogue)
  • pb teen and target have nice floor lamps! 
  • a mason jar filled with coffee beans - put your makeup brushes in there and they stay up!
  • put cute photos of you and your friends on your wall (polaroids if you have them)

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moria-lothlorien:

fucking tell me this isnt mike wazowski

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chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

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alltimewentz:

Snapchatting your friends

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Snapchatting the bae

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honorings:

If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up

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yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

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