queen-juvia:

this is my favorite thing of the day

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum)

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Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning.

Kid in my lit class

 

(via swoony)

(Source: melodiousgeekery)

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I wish I could write. I get these ideas but I never seem to be able to put them in words.
F. Scott Fitzgerald  (via ig-narus)

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles)

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles)

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reverseracist:

zizino:

whats worse to hear 

a) you’re like a brother to me
b) you’re my best friend

c) my confidant
d) my silly rabbit

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britney2007spears:

yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.

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settledheart:

it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything

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thelordofthebuttz:

it’s so weird having the same birthday as someone else like wow get out this is my special day i’m not sharing it go crawl back up that vagina and wait another day buddy

(Source: theyearofbecoming)

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