I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographers’ fault. Bigfoot is blurry and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.

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oxboxer:

what ARE boys? we just don’t know

Also on Tapastic!

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kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

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onlylolgifs:

Assassin’s Creed with kittens.

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dikemb-e:

tigers jaw edit by moi 

dikemb-e:

tigers jaw edit by moi 

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somewhereineverland:

having people anxiety is bad because you cant have any relationships with anyone without spending all of your time consumed with thoughts like “they all hate me, they all laugh at me, they all think i’m annoying, everyone hates me and they don’t care about me at all”

so don’t fucking go around acting like having anxiety in social situations is cool because its not and it fucking sucks 

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arollercoasterthatonlygoesup:

if the phantom of the opera has taught me anything it’s that if all else fails you set the place on fire and cry

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We had galaxies between us and you still needed space.
Ten Word Poem (via apositivedisaster)

(Source: apositivedisaster)

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smilingtroye:

troyeller:

Excellent writing reference for all my writer friends ;]

MAY JESUS BLESS YOU YAS THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME THAN YOU THINK

(Source: belleresources)

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When you break your bone you don’t try to set it back in place yourself. You go to the hospital. Why is it that people think they can fix their brain, the most crucial part of their body, all by themselves.
My 11th grade math teacher (via sickofbeingsuicidal)

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encourage:

Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers

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will-think-about-a-name-later:

I’m trying so hard not to read that as “God damnit 100 ASS” whenever I sell this but I’m failing every single time…

will-think-about-a-name-later:

I’m trying so hard not to read that as “God damnit 100 ASS” whenever I sell this but I’m failing every single time…

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